Total Medals Earned: 638 (From 117 different games.) Total Medal Score: 11,655 Points
Medals Earned: 3/5 (40/90 points)
Get out of the elevator
Get a legion leader to join your party
Game completed
Collect 15 forks
Finish the game in under 4 minutes
Medals Earned: 2/5 (35/160 points)
kill the first boss
find and kill a miniboss
buy somethign in the shop
Kill the second boss
find it
Medals Earned: 6/7 (105/205 points)
You soft boiled an egg.
You made toast.
You cut a grapefruit.
You made juice.
You made coffee with suger.
You made a bowl of cereal with blueberries.
^__^
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/160 points)
Destroy the butcher's pituitary gland!
Destroy the butcher's temporal lobe!
Destroy the butcher's frontal lobe, resulting in total loss of motor control!
Medals Earned: 3/4 (75/100 points)
RAAAWR.
T_T
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Caesar knows the score! Accumulate all party people.
Medals Earned: 2/6 (30/155 points)
Level Up once.
Reach the maxed out level.
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Win without losing a life.
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Defeat The Beard
Medals Earned: 5/12 (90/320 points)
Play for 10 minutes
Get to day 10
Collect $10,000
Kill 100 enemies
Collect 50 of the 85 achievements
Complete the game
Destroy every enemy
Fully Upgrade Strength
Kill 1000 enemies
Get 150 kills in survival
Collect every single achievement!
Medals Earned: 2/16 (10/80 points)
Defeat the Regular TV crew.
Kill the N00bs.
Defeat the 67 Bots.
Defeat the Bad Dudes.
Defeat the HUGE Jerks.
Defeat the Castle Crashers.
Kill the NG Emotes.
Defeat the Evil Bosses.
Defeat 10 random bosses.
Defeat the VG Legends.
Defeat the Jerk Squad.
Kill the legendary characters.
Defeat the Bourgeois.
Defeat the Travis Bots.
Defeat the NG Folks.
Defeat the Patriots.
Medals Earned: 5/10 (80/315 points)
Die before beating Luis.
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Escape the cave.
Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Complete all other achievements!
Medals Earned: 5/8 (70/155 points)
Beat Island Beast
Beat Canyon Beast
Defeat Demon Beast
Defeat all 3 knights
Get all 4 spells
Beat game without getting the axe and without getting any spells
Level up everything to level 8